Siddumflam is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, wise swan.

Siddumflam created the Andromeda Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Siddumflam, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Siddumflam, it will destroy your favourite star.

Siddumflam's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Siddumflam's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never go into white rooms.