Dibcit is a god.
He takes the form of a heavy, duplicitous
pig.
Dibcit created snails seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Dibcit, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Dibcit, he will destroy your favourite star.
Dibcit's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.
Dibcit's Holy Commandments1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.
2. Never eat limes.
3. Squirrels are not to be trusted.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
5. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.