Dogbodnurt is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, duplicitous scorpion.

Dogbodnurt created a strange quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Dogbodnurt, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dogbodnurt, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Dogbodnurt's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Dogbodnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of signs.

2. You must pray to Dogbodnurt three times a day.

3. Do not fashion tools from silicon.

4. Never whisper while facing west.

5. Never skip in the presence of great tits.