Vinneggen is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, overgenerous walrus.

Vinneggen created the Sun two million years ago.

If you believe in Vinneggen, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Vinneggen, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Vinneggen's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Vinneggen's Holy Commandments

1. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never eat green fruit.