Gadmobstan is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, dishonest finch.

Gadmobstan created Mount Everest four million years ago.

If you believe in Gadmobstan, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gadmobstan, it will think nothing of it.

Gadmobstan's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Gadmobstan's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Gadmobstan seven times a day.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Gadmobstan on top of all buildings.

3. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never wear tights.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.