Omintimtip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, impressive weasel.

Omintimtip created Asia three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Omintimtip, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Omintimtip, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Omintimtip's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Omintimtip's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Omintimtip.

2. Never record numbers.

3. Always remove hats before entering holy places.

4. Shun those given to cruelty.

5. Run away from orange moths, for they are unholy.