Fossbidnurl Kopwitbarngatxennad is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, capable hamster.

Fossbidnurl Kopwitbarngatxennad created the Virgo Supercluster two million years ago.

If you believe in Fossbidnurl Kopwitbarngatxennad, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fossbidnurl Kopwitbarngatxennad, she will think nothing of it.

Fossbidnurl Kopwitbarngatxennad's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Fossbidnurl Kopwitbarngatxennad's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry tortoises.

2. Fossbidnurl Kopwitbarngatxennad loves nematodes, so they must be respected.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.