Afbitgess is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, witless camel.

Afbitgess created the Sunflower Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Afbitgess, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Afbitgess, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Afbitgess' most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Afbitgess' Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never think ill of sick manatees.

3. Always help sick monkeys.

4. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.

5. Feed all hungry seals.