Henpangont is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, selfish faun.

Henpangont created the planet Venus seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Henpangont, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Henpangont, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Henpangont's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Henpangont's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about manatees.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never paint your neck green.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Feed all hungry geese.