Pindodboss Fligbophapyar is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, competent faun.

Pindodboss Fligbophapyar created the planet Earth five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pindodboss Fligbophapyar, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pindodboss Fligbophapyar, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Pindodboss Fligbophapyar's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Pindodboss Fligbophapyar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy near shrews while wearing white stockings.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never bounce in winter.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.