Sograpbig is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, strong fox.

Sograpbig created the Sombrero Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sograpbig, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sograpbig, it will destroy your home solar system.

Sograpbig's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Sograpbig's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Never write about spacetime.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.