Tentagmancipwitkopduss Nuldobkar is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, humane deer.

Tentagmancipwitkopduss Nuldobkar created the world nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tentagmancipwitkopduss Nuldobkar, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tentagmancipwitkopduss Nuldobkar, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Tentagmancipwitkopduss Nuldobkar's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Tentagmancipwitkopduss Nuldobkar's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

3. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

4. Never speak at dawn.

5. Never laugh in the presence of elders.