Gudlamcumceb is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, quiet seal.

Gudlamcumceb created the Small Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gudlamcumceb, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gudlamcumceb, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Gudlamcumceb's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Gudlamcumceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always help shrews.

4. Never look at dwarf planets.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near cats while wearing black coats.