Tikyakhan is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, unthinking human.

Tikyakhan created energy five million years ago.

If you believe in Tikyakhan, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tikyakhan, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Tikyakhan's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Tikyakhan's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five gulls approach from the west.

2. Erect a large iron sculpture of Tikyakhan on top of all buildings.

3. Erect six tin sculptures of Tikyakhan on top of important buildings.

4. Do not kill frogs.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.