Cublogzim is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, vain camel.

Cublogzim created light six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cublogzim, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cublogzim, she will throw large rocks at you.

Cublogzim's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Cublogzim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism near ducks while wearing black shorts.

2. Never talk about quantum gravity near cats while wearing magenta jumpers and balancing six lead spheres on your neck.

3. Do not keep five porpoises in a large pit.

4. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

5. Never speak aloud of secrets.