Fudflisjin is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, selfish sheep.

Fudflisjin created the world nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudflisjin, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fudflisjin, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Fudflisjin's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Fudflisjin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near porpoises while wearing fawn coats.

2. Never mention geese.

3. Feed all hungry capybaras.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

5. Never hurt mice.