Sabwiplib is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, ill-tempered raccoon.

Sabwiplib created dark energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sabwiplib, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sabwiplib, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Sabwiplib's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Sabwiplib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist chaos.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force near seals while wearing magenta boots and balancing six tin spheres on your chest.

4. Never adorn your back with black markings.

5. Pray towards the east.