Nil is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, unthinking bee.

Nil created bats eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nil, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nil, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Nil's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Nil's Holy Commandments

1. Nil loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

2. Never wear black shirts.

3. Never eat spinach.

4. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

5. Never look at planets.