Wikquimmig is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, ill-tempered parrot.

Wikquimmig created humanity twelve years ago.

If you believe in Wikquimmig, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wikquimmig, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Wikquimmig's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Wikquimmig's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in firelight.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never feed cucumbers to snakes while wearing gray stockings.

4. Never remain standing at midday.

5. Always wash your neck before prayer.