Ratbidnab is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, unthinking raccoon.

Ratbidnab created the Tadpole Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ratbidnab, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ratbidnab, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Ratbidnab's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Ratbidnab's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Ratbidnab.

2. Never fashion tools from ash.

3. Always wear fawn.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Always act with humility when addressing priests.