Nabkansab is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, idiotic cobra.

Nabkansab created Mount Everest two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabkansab, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nabkansab, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Nabkansab's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Nabkansab's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention aardvarks.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not study deoxyribonucleic acid on holy days.

4. Always obey Nabkansab's priests.

5. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.