Stiklagben Wikbitciblibmutfoss is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, kind wyvern.

Stiklagben Wikbitciblibmutfoss created the Whirlpool Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Stiklagben Wikbitciblibmutfoss, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Stiklagben Wikbitciblibmutfoss, he will come to you in dreams.

Stiklagben Wikbitciblibmutfoss' most sacred site is Burras in England.

Stiklagben Wikbitciblibmutfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bread.

2. Never allow geese to witness sacred rites.

3. Never feed lots of pineapples to gulls while wearing purple tights.

4. Always help sick monkeys.

5. Never mark doors with white.