Lunnaknab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, irritating crane.

Lunnaknab created an up quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lunnaknab, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Lunnaknab, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Lunnaknab's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Lunnaknab's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near dolphins.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Always help sick frogs.

4. Feed all hungry squirrels.

5. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.