Nurlyikrow is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, vain human.

Nurlyikrow created a strange quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlyikrow, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nurlyikrow, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Nurlyikrow's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Nurlyikrow's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Nurlyikrow in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Learn four new languages a year.

4. Hide from red porpoises for they are unholy.

5. Never wear skirts.