Gabparktaf is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, self-confident fly.

Gabparktaf created the planet Earth three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gabparktaf, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gabparktaf, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Gabparktaf's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Gabparktaf's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Gabparktaf.

2. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

3. Dolphins are not to be trusted.

4. Never feed lentils to rats while wearing gray rings.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.