Tailjinrotbitkarhanbep is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, contented camel.

Tailjinrotbitkarhanbep created the Tadpole Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tailjinrotbitkarhanbep, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tailjinrotbitkarhanbep, he will remove you from existence.

Tailjinrotbitkarhanbep's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Tailjinrotbitkarhanbep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record secrets concerning asteroids.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching silicon.

3. Never think about spacetime near whales while wearing white stockings and balancing nine copper spheres on your feet.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never touch blood while tainted.