Motabsig is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, awe-inspiring manatee.

Motabsig created the Black Eye Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Motabsig, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Motabsig, it will manifest in front of you.

Motabsig's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Motabsig's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not eat peas.

4. You must love Motabsig.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism near rats while wearing mauve kilts.