Flatdantom is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, omniscient toad.

Flatdantom created oxygen two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flatdantom, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Flatdantom, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Flatdantom's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Flatdantom's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never fashion tools from clay.

3. Always help pigs in need.

4. Pray only in shadows.

5. Never skip in the presence of swans.