Zencenveg is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, boastful turtle.

Zencenveg created the planet Jupiter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Zencenveg, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Zencenveg, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Zencenveg's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Zencenveg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always obey Zencenveg's priests.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.