Likmisran is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, clever turtle.

Likmisran created the Whirlpool Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Likmisran, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Likmisran, it will turn you into a duck.

Likmisran's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Likmisran's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.