Tikhatxen is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, confident hippopotamus.

Tikhatxen created the solar system four years ago.

If you believe in Tikhatxen, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tikhatxen, she will turn you into a sheep.

Tikhatxen's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Tikhatxen's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

5. Tikhatxen must be the most important thing in your life.