Dottofzimdutvingun is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, all-powerful frog.

Dottofzimdutvingun created everything that exists two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dottofzimdutvingun, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Dottofzimdutvingun, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Dottofzimdutvingun's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Dottofzimdutvingun's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about eukaryotes.

2. Never paint your neck pink.

3. Do not dye your hair gray.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Never pour water over plants.