Bunhatfig is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, strong seal.

Bunhatfig created snails six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bunhatfig, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bunhatfig, she will try to impress you with trees.

Bunhatfig's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Bunhatfig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat lemons.

2. Never stain your hands with violet.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not name children after nematodes.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.