Komrutzed is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, merciless elephant.

Komrutzed created the solar system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Komrutzed, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Komrutzed, he will remove you from existence.

Komrutzed's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Komrutzed's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt snakes.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Pray only in shadows.

4. Always count to nine before sleeping.

5. Never eat bark.