Bomtomquill is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, self-assured hummingbird.

Bomtomquill created the Small Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bomtomquill, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bomtomquill, he will turn you into a snail.

Bomtomquill's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Bomtomquill's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant while facing south.

2. Never feed spinach to foxes while wearing boots.

3. Never carve symbols of nebulae into wood.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always wash your back before prayer.