Xengomvin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, resourceful mole.

Xengomvin created a Higgs boson twelve years ago.

If you believe in Xengomvin, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Xengomvin, he will ignore you.

Xengomvin's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Xengomvin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Xengomvin.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.