Komlimpom Zedtartag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, strong crane.

Komlimpom Zedtartag created a charm quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Komlimpom Zedtartag, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Komlimpom Zedtartag, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Komlimpom Zedtartag's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Komlimpom Zedtartag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about tomatoes.

2. Never wear shirts.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not dye your hair pink.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory near porpoises while wearing orange dresses and balancing three lead spheres on your neck.