Satnilrut is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, unthoughtful shark.

Satnilrut created a photon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Satnilrut, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Satnilrut, it will turn you into a worm.

Satnilrut's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Satnilrut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat parsnips.

2. Erect eight gold sculptures of Satnilrut on top of important buildings.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Satnilrut.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in white.