Zeddagfar is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, vain giraffe.

Zeddagfar created vertebrates six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zeddagfar, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Zeddagfar, she will turn you into a slug.

Zeddagfar's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Zeddagfar's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never think about stars.