Kipmabsab is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, smart hyena.

Kipmabsab created humanity twelve years ago.

If you believe in Kipmabsab, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kipmabsab, she will send minions to preach to you.

Kipmabsab's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Kipmabsab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Never laugh in the presence of birds.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never skip in holy places.