Flatgontagsaswadviggon is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, bad-tempered zebra.

Flatgontagsaswadviggon created the Tadpole Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Flatgontagsaswadviggon, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Flatgontagsaswadviggon, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Flatgontagsaswadviggon's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Flatgontagsaswadviggon's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flatgontagsaswadviggon.

2. Flatgontagsaswadviggon must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Flatgontagsaswadviggon.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.