Fatyarlbus Nibdonflat is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, intelligent grasshopper.

Fatyarlbus Nibdonflat created the Large Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fatyarlbus Nibdonflat, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fatyarlbus Nibdonflat, she will turn you into a puffin.

Fatyarlbus Nibdonflat's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Fatyarlbus Nibdonflat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Run away if three pigs approach from the east.

3. Always help frogs.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.