Sagsabsis is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, blissful aardvark.

Sagsabsis created the world nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sagsabsis, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sagsabsis, it will turn you into a puffin.

Sagsabsis' most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Sagsabsis' Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to cruelty.

2. Remain standing during prayer.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Worship no other gods but Sagsabsis.

5. Never wear mauve skirts.