Xinkablit is a god.

He takes the form of a large, temperamental clam.

Xinkablit created the Whirlpool Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xinkablit, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Xinkablit, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Xinkablit's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Xinkablit's Holy Commandments

1. Xinkablit loves foxes, so they must be respected.

2. Do not kill manatees.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never eat cherries.

5. Respect your elders.