Bagpangvigfot Dadcunbatfidmil is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, humane sheep.

Bagpangvigfot Dadcunbatfidmil created the Sunflower Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bagpangvigfot Dadcunbatfidmil, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bagpangvigfot Dadcunbatfidmil, it will turn you into a puffin.

Bagpangvigfot Dadcunbatfidmil's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Bagpangvigfot Dadcunbatfidmil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear titanium on your body.

2. You must pray to Bagpangvigfot Dadcunbatfidmil five times a day.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never feed lentils to great tits while wearing tights.