Sawjabbast Leggedsogquaf is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, kind zebra.

Sawjabbast Leggedsogquaf created the Virgo Supercluster seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawjabbast Leggedsogquaf, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sawjabbast Leggedsogquaf, she will throw large rocks at you.

Sawjabbast Leggedsogquaf's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Sawjabbast Leggedsogquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross mountains at dusk.

2. Do not record names concerning dwarf planets.

3. Always treat great tits with great respect.

4. Do not step barefoot upon cyan earth.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.