Rakvadarn is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, merciful turtle.

Rakvadarn created water six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rakvadarn, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rakvadarn, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Rakvadarn's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Rakvadarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

3. Remain prostrate during prayer.

4. Never sit in autumn.

5. Never speak the names of comets aloud.