Sitmifnibkiplegvedkadpop is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, uncaring walrus.

Sitmifnibkiplegvedkadpop created an up quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sitmifnibkiplegvedkadpop, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sitmifnibkiplegvedkadpop, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Sitmifnibkiplegvedkadpop's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Sitmifnibkiplegvedkadpop's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not dye your hair red.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always look after injured dolphins.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.