Banxinsag is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, witty otter.

Banxinsag created bats two billion years ago.

If you believe in Banxinsag, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Banxinsag, she will make you grow a tail.

Banxinsag's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Banxinsag's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

4. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Banxinsag in the centre of the settlement.

5. You must pray to Banxinsag four times a day.