Larpcedzed is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, benevolent yak.

Larpcedzed created a Higgs boson two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larpcedzed, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Larpcedzed, he will refuse to believe in you.

Larpcedzed's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Larpcedzed's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick frogs.

2. Never go into turquoise rooms.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

5. Erect a large copper sculpture of Larpcedzed on top of all buildings.