Sittagflapsintim is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, quiet slug.

Sittagflapsintim created the Virgo Supercluster eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sittagflapsintim, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sittagflapsintim, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Sittagflapsintim's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Sittagflapsintim's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your head before prayer.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always act with obedience.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.