Rowmifdog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, smart jaguar.

Rowmifdog created a charm quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowmifdog, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Rowmifdog, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Rowmifdog's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Rowmifdog's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three tortoises approach from the south.

2. Never hurt badgers.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never chant near dolphins.