Miszaktargbid is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, generous meerkat.

Miszaktargbid created the Sol system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Miszaktargbid, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Miszaktargbid, she will turn you into a worm.

Miszaktargbid's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Miszaktargbid's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Miszaktargbid's priests.

2. Never feed lots of rice to otters while wearing red kilts.

3. Never leap in holy places.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

5. Respect your elders.