Queegsadwap Nartqueegkikjiphivtof is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, self-assured jackal.

Queegsadwap Nartqueegkikjiphivtof created the Black Eye Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Queegsadwap Nartqueegkikjiphivtof, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Queegsadwap Nartqueegkikjiphivtof, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Queegsadwap Nartqueegkikjiphivtof's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Queegsadwap Nartqueegkikjiphivtof's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all signs.

2. Always help sick aardvarks.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.