Niglarpdubspag is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, caring horse.

Niglarpdubspag created energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Niglarpdubspag, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Niglarpdubspag, it will come to you in dreams.

Niglarpdubspag's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Niglarpdubspag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Niglarpdubspag's name in vain.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always take life seriously.