Cidgesshat is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, self-confident hare.

Cidgesshat created everything that exists six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidgesshat, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cidgesshat, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Cidgesshat's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Cidgesshat's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Cidgesshat.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.

3. Never allow tortoises to witness sacred rites.

4. Always store bread above ground.

5. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Cidgesshat in the centre of the settlement.