Komnulget is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, competent goose.

Komnulget created light two billion years ago.

If you believe in Komnulget, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Komnulget, he will manifest in front of you.

Komnulget's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Komnulget's Holy Commandments

1. Always share cherries with strangers, but never with nematodes.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

4. Hide if three mice approach from the north.

5. Never curse while facing south.