Jinvagcun is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, sapient skunk.

Jinvagcun created a charm quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Jinvagcun, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Jinvagcun, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Jinvagcun's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Jinvagcun's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not wear gold on your body.