Rowtarparm is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, tranquil bee.

Rowtarparm created a bottom quark four years ago.

If you believe in Rowtarparm, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rowtarparm, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Rowtarparm's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Rowtarparm's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Rowtarparm loves rats, so they must be honoured.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force near sharks while wearing violet skirts and balancing three iron spheres on your back.

5. Never pour water over plants.