Fubarm is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, ruthless human.

Fubarm created time and space six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubarm, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fubarm, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Fubarm's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Fubarm's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place peanuts upon stone.

2. Always cleanse water with water.

3. Shun those given to greed.

4. Always remove jumpers before entering holy places.

5. Fubarm loves turtles, so they must be honoured.