Gubhudrillflyhatgupdunteen Tomsadnad is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, duplicitous jackal.

Gubhudrillflyhatgupdunteen Tomsadnad created an atom five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubhudrillflyhatgupdunteen Tomsadnad, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gubhudrillflyhatgupdunteen Tomsadnad, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Gubhudrillflyhatgupdunteen Tomsadnad's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Gubhudrillflyhatgupdunteen Tomsadnad's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix nuts with ash.

2. Never hurt turtles.

3. Never approach forests carrying bone.

4. You must never eat gooseberries.

5. Never eat rice on fasting days.