Gebbonpom is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, effective jackal.

Gebbonpom created gold two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebbonpom, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gebbonpom, she will turn you into a frog.

Gebbonpom's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Gebbonpom's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

2. Never wear red corsets on sacred days.

3. Never eat bananas.

4. Do not eat limes.

5. Never speak at midday.