Hogkikrapton is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, kind butterfly.

Hogkikrapton created time and space eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hogkikrapton, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Hogkikrapton, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Hogkikrapton's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Hogkikrapton's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven copper sculptures of Hogkikrapton on top of important buildings.

2. Always wear plain rings during rituals.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Hogkikrapton in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not keep five voles in a large pit.