Somlimxucgan is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, amazing warg.

Somlimxucgan created a charm quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Somlimxucgan, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Somlimxucgan, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Somlimxucgan's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Somlimxucgan's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Somlimxucgan.

2. Never think about dwarf planets.

3. Do not place garlic upon stone.

4. Pray only in shadows.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.