Cenkenfud Dodgublen is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, unselfish shrew.

Cenkenfud Dodgublen created a quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cenkenfud Dodgublen, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cenkenfud Dodgublen, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Cenkenfud Dodgublen's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Cenkenfud Dodgublen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark matter near dolphins while wearing turquoise tights and balancing eight silver spheres on your hands.

2. Do not step barefoot upon white earth.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

5. Always count to three before sleeping.