Rullbatcem is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, amazing bat.

Rullbatcem created the Tadpole Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Rullbatcem, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rullbatcem, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Rullbatcem's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Rullbatcem's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nucleic acids.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Rullbatcem.

3. Hide if nine doves approach from the east.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Pray towards the south.