Quimfligmatnan is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, grumpy hare.

Quimfligmatnan created water two billion years ago.

If you believe in Quimfligmatnan, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Quimfligmatnan, she will ignore you.

Quimfligmatnan's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Quimfligmatnan's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in moonlight.

2. Never feed turnips to gulls while wearing coats.

3. Do not chant in public.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.