Passinnel is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, prudent owl.

Passinnel created the planet Venus nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Passinnel, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Passinnel, she will turn you into a worm.

Passinnel's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Passinnel's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not chant in public.

3. Never hop near cats.

4. You must never eat wheat.

5. Never talk about dark energy near moths while wearing white boots and balancing three zinc spheres on your feet.