Ratnakbot is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, benevolent donkey.

Ratnakbot created a quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ratnakbot, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Ratnakbot, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Ratnakbot's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Ratnakbot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gold on your body.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never allow tortoises to witness sacred rites.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never eat green fruit.