Dabhendag is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, narcissistic crane.

Dabhendag created everything that exists seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dabhendag, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dabhendag, she will turn you into a hamster.

Dabhendag's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Dabhendag's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bread to cats while wearing violet shirts.

2. Do not dye your hair pink.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never go into blue rooms.

5. Do not speak sacred words in winter.