Boddotloop is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, pitiless goblin.

Boddotloop created life three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Boddotloop, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Boddotloop, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Boddotloop's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Boddotloop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not dye your hair magenta.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never bounce in holy places.