Zigkikbag is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, slow wasp.

Zigkikbag created tapeworms seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zigkikbag, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Zigkikbag, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Zigkikbag's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Zigkikbag's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of peanuts to doves while wearing pink tights.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Feed all hungry hamsters.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.