Ranyarfag is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, stupid dragonfly.

Ranyarfag created the solar system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ranyarfag, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Ranyarfag, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Ranyarfag's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Ranyarfag's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always help sick rats.

4. Hide from purple hamsters for they are unholy.

5. Do not chop down trees.